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Congrats On Your New Home, I Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers

Introducing the Congrats On Your New Home, I Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers candle!

This candle is the perfect gift for anyone who's just moved into a new home and wants to set the mood with a little bit of humor (and a lot of paranoia). With notes of Sea Salt, and Jasmine, and a hint of suspicion, this candle will fill your new abode with a sense of comfort and caution.

Light it up when you're settling in for the night and feel the warmth of the flame as it reminds you to lock your doors and windows. But don't worry, the only thing this candle is killing is bad vibes.

So, congratulations on your new home! And remember, if you hear strange noises coming from the house next door, it's probably just the wind... or is it? Muahaha!

Scent notes:

Sea Salt, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves, Wood, Tonka Bean

9oz.