Funny Flames Candle Co

WE MAKE SOME GOOD SHIT

We don't fuck around when it comes to making candles. You see, here at Funny Flames Candle Co we know a little something about funny and hand pouring some good quality candles. Combine the two, and bam! You got yourself an awesome gift. We pour here in sunny California with a Coconut and Apricot (both unscented and non toxic for you and your fur babies) blended wax. So that means longer (up to 80 fucking hours!) and cleaner burns!

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WE MAKE SOME GOOD SHIT

Candles

What The Fucculent

Sage That Shit

Let That Shit Go (pink)- Funny Candle

When This Candle Is Lit

Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today

Let That Shit Go (green)

Sorry About Your Other Children, Atleast You Have Me

Congrats On Your New Home, I Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers

Inhale The Good Sh*t, Exhale The Bullsh*t (pink)

Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday

In A World Full Of B*tches, Be A Bad One

Beach Bitch

Pot Head

I Think Being Your Child Is A Gift Enough

Not Enough Sage In The World For This Sh*t

I'm Not Feeling Very Worky Today

Happy Birthday Bitch - Funny Birthday Cake Candle

Sorry That I Have a Gorilla Grip Coochie

Calm Your Titties

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

Let's Get FUNNY

For Her

Let That Shit Go (pink)- Funny Candle

Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday

In A World Full Of B*tches, Be A Bad One

Beach Bitch

Happy Birthday Bitch - Funny Birthday Cake Candle

Nurses Need Shots Too - 9oz Candle

Mama Didn't Raise No B*tch

You Guac My World

Namaste Bitches (pink)

Roses Are Red, Salsa Is Too, I Want To Drink Margaritas With You!

Remember When We Used To Hold In Our Farts?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Vagina Misses You

NEW SHIT!

I Am A Ray Of F*cking Sunshine

Shop By Collection

For Him

Birthday Collection

Plant Parent Collection

Baby Shower

LGBTQ PROUD

Self Love Candle Co™ Collection

Happy Thoughts

Good Vibes

You Are Not Required To Set Yourself On Fire

Stay Golden

Do You, Be You

High Vibes Only

I Am Thankful For What I Have

Believe In Yourself

I Gotta Put Me First

Self Care - Self Love Candle

Good Times Only

If It's Meant To Be, Then It's Up To Me

Inhale The Good Sht, Exhale The Bullsht (pink)