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Holy Sh*t, You're 30

3 decades on this earth...Damn that's old. Introducing the Holy Shit, You're 30 Candle! The perfect gift for anyone turning the big 3-0 and feeling a little overwhelmed. This candle is scented with Birthday Cake.

But let's be real, turning 30 isn't all bad. It's the perfect time to embrace your adulthood and all the responsibilities that come with it. So light up this candle, sit back, and enjoy the ride. Who knows what adventures the next decade will bring?

Get your hands on the Holy Shit, You're 30 Candle and give yourself (or a friend) the best gift of little bit of humor on this exciting (and slightly intimidating) journey. You deserve it!

Scent notes: Pineapple, Mango, Coconut Milk
Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid
Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle
Dimensions 1.5x1.5x2
80+ hr burn time

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- Local: Made in the USA
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