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A Candle A Day Will Keep Anyone Away. . . If You Throw It Hard Enough

"A Candle A Day Will Keep Anyone Away... If You Throw It Hard Enough" candle - the ultimate defense against unwanted visitors.

Featuring a bold, invigorating scent of Sea Salt, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves, Wood, Tonka Bean, this candle is not only great for freshening up a room, but it also doubles as a weapon in case of emergency.

With its sturdy glass jar and heavy-duty construction, this candle is perfect for throwing at anyone who dares to disturb your peace and quiet. And if they somehow manage to avoid the impact, the scent will surely knock them out cold.

So whether you're dealing with noisy neighbors, pesky in-laws, or just need some alone time, the "A Candle A Day Will Keep Anyone Away... If You Throw It Hard Enough" candle has got you covered. Just be sure to aim carefully - we're not responsible for any broken windows or bruised egos.

Scent notes:

Sea Salt, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves, Wood, Tonka Bean

9oz.