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Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You

Introducing the "Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You" candle, the perfect solution for anyone who needs a little extra help keeping their trap shut.

This candle features a unique blend of essential oils, including "Zip It" Amber and "Mute Button" musk, that work together to calm your nerves and quiet your chatterbox tendencies.

Whether you're constantly oversharing at work, dominating conversations with your friends, or just need a little peace and quiet, this candle is the answer to all your problems.

So go ahead, light it up and let the soothing scent of shut-the-fuck-up wash over you. Your friends and colleagues will thank you, and you'll finally be able to enjoy the sound of silence.


Scent notes:

Amber, musk

Size: 9oz Glass jar with lid

Wax: Coconut apricot wax blend candle

Dimensions: 2.9 x 3.5

Up to 80+ hr burn time

Made and shipped from California USA

Our candles are made simple: they're all made with a beautiful blend of renewable, vegan, orderless coconut and apricot wax, high quality fragrance oils, and organic cotton wicks. The fragrances we use are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and not tested on animals!